Who is WizLaz?

Professional opinion-haver, amateur chaos agent, and full-time internet provocateur. I’ve been making people angry online since dial-up was cool, and I’m not about to stop now.

FAQ

Q: Are you serious about your posts?
A: I’m always serious. Except when I’m not. Figure it out.

Q: Why are you like this?
A: Years of exposure to PHP documentation.

Q: Can I hire you?
A: Only if you promise to let me rewrite everything in Rust.

Contact

Don’t.